The Original Spoon Facts

Like any normal, hormone filled college student, I enjoy physically interacting with my peers in a safe, non promiscuous manner. This is not to say that interacting in a safe promiscuous manner isn't pretty swell too, but for now, that's not my focus.

And what is my focus? What is the one thing that you're now waiting with semi-baited breath to discover I'm writing about, or at least with a sort of apathetic vague interest?

Spooning.

Urban dictionary.com currently has 34 definitions just for spooning. Clearly, it is an important aspect of our modern culture.

For those of you who are just clueless, or would like to know what I define as spooning then tough cookies. Spooning involves way too many things. If urbandictionary gets to have oodles of definitions for spooning, then how can I, an indecisive college student, be expected to choose just one? Therefore, you'll just have to keep reading my posts and find out exactly (a) what is spooning, (b) how to maximize your spooning experience, and (c) just generally random things that go through my head, which may or may not involve spoons, and which may or may not involve turtles, cartwheels, "that's what she said" jokes and other general epic nonsense.

Happy spooning!