I'm about to be reunited with some of the snuggliest people on earth. We're talking a reunion as epic as watching re-runs of Invader Zim people. It'll be a spoonion to remember. Spoonion-a reunion of people who spoon together. Yes, it has the word "onion" in it, but it has nothing to do with everyone's favorite layer filled root veggie.
So, what do you do when you're out of practice with the spooning?
The answer: pillows and teddy bears. Take your spooning position of choice and place pillow/bear accordingly so that it is acting as the appropriate big/little spoon. Get cozy. If you're me, you'll fall asleep out of sheer happiness. Not that happiness makes me sleepy. Well, sometimes. But you'll be supa comfy, so comfy that you'll feel like you're in one of those weird philadelphia cream cheese comercials set in heaven among the fluffy clouds. Mmmmm, cream cheese. Mmmmm, comfy clouds.
Prepare yourself for the fact that when your pillow/bear is replaced by a real human being, they will be physically warmer, so dress accordingly. Tank tops and baggy boy boxers are always appropriate spooning attire, and my uniform of choice for spooning. But in all honesty, though this IS the outfit to end all outfits, you can spoon in any outfit, rendering this entire section moot, so long as you have air conditioning or don't care about getting sweaty. (It is summer time after all.)
You will also have to re-acclimate yourself to the movement of other people and their respective curves. This is a case by case thing though, so just use past spoonfacts to adjust and get comfy with your spooning buddy.
HAPPY SPOONION!
